BAD HABITS
"Amen, B*tch."

Welcome to St Magdalene’s: a convent where the communal wine is Waitrose Essentials, choir rehearsals are TikTok bootcamps, and the Mother Superior has a direct line to the local gin distillery.

But the sanctuary is under siege. When the sisters learn of a "divine" mandate to flip the holy ground into luxury retail space. To save their home, this rag-tag band of sisters must trade their prayer books for a riotous rebellion.

BAD HABITS is a high-octane, unapologetically zany farce that explores the collision between ancient tradition and modern corporate greed. Beyond the slapstick and the satire, it is a fierce celebration of the importance of chosen family. Whether they are dodging internet scams, choreographing "Contouring for Christ" workshops, or staging a "Charlie’s Angels" style resistance, these women prove that faith isn't found in a dusty book—it’s found in the sisters standing next to you.

The takeover is about to meet a makeover, because this summer, these Sisters are doin’ it for themselves.

Expect pop-diva hymns, combat poses, and a lot of holy chaos.
Written by Stu Meevens
Directed by Dale Vicker and Stu Meevens